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Chapter one,
Andley.

Ashley sat on his bed, crying with joy about the sexy times he had just had. Andy had shoved a pole so far up his ass he came out of his mouth, and as Andy had kissed him to tenderly, the jizz-pole had entered them both. Ashley nommed up the remains of his jizz, collecting it into a yogurt pot and licking the contents like a sexy cat-man of destiny.
Andy came over
"Hey baby those sexy times we had were wonderful, How does my jizz taste?" Andy asked and pulled a sexy face
"Like heaven on a lollypop stick i wish you had more in your ballsacks of destiny" Ashley said and pulled a spoonfull of jizz out of the yogurt pot
"I wish you could stay down there but we can't always get what we want" Andy said winking so hard his actual eye came out and rolled onto Ashley's dick, or the dick-u-lator 3000, a robot penis programmed to vibrate like a magical dildo.
"Oh mai!" Ashley squealed as Andy's eye settled on his penis of destiny.
"It likes you, babe" Andy giggled like a little school-girl, clambering onto his boyfriend with the grace of a drunk elephant.
"Oh babe," Ashley kicked Andy's eye away,
"You know just how to turn me on!" He sucked on Andy's lower lip like a goldffish
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We-Are-The-Unholy Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
Oh, you're killing me!
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xYourxFacex Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
started dying at 'sexy cat-man of destiny'
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012   General Artist
Ahaha goood xx
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Voteforaj2008 Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Student General Artist
xD this amazing
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012   General Artist
Ahahaha thank you!
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Voteforaj2008 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Your welcome
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TheLocalAngel Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You just killed me.. Damnn XD
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ZeroEevee Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Glad you liked it ;3
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012   General Artist
WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN XD
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TheLocalAngel Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're a really good serial killer? XD
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012   General Artist
That comment made my life!
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TheLocalAngel Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad to help out ;)
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012   General Artist
:3
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KhemyklShark Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That had me laughing so hard I almost died. I think I scared the crap out of my friend haha. Best thing I have ever read XD!!!
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ZeroEevee Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Glad you liked it xD
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012   General Artist
Hahaha Thats a good thing then;D
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XD
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lolzmelmel Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
What is this I don't even...
agraharsfdhdafhadh!!!
This is just too funny.
I'm guessing this is like a satire/parody of other Andley fics? If it is, I applaud you.
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ZeroEevee Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Glad you liked it ;3
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012   General Artist
Me and my friend were bored, so we wrote this just because... But i am a fan of BVB but i think that people making gay fanfics is just over the top
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lolzmelmel Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
Yeah same here. I love the band, but fanfics about them? What the heck? They're real people, not fictional characters. I mean, I draw little comics about them, but they're just jokes. Like in one of them, a chibi Andy gets a box, opens it, screams FLY MY PRETTIES!!! as seagulls come flying out of it, and proceeds to start dancing to "I'm Too Sexy" while they fly around him. These comics are intended to be cute and whimsical, and not intended to be taken seriously. (Even though we all know Mr. Biersack totally does that in his spare time.)
But writing fanfictions that involve either a Mary Sue falling madly in love with someone in the band, members of the band falling in love with each other, or anything like that? I think it's crossing a line.o
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012   General Artist
Yeah i agree... BUT YOUR THE ONE THAT MADE THE SEAGULS COMIC?!!!!!
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lolzmelmel Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
*blushes a little* Yeah, that would be me. ^^;
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012   General Artist
GET IN MA BELLY
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lolzmelmel Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
O: :iconcomeatmebroplz:
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Extasyyzing Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'M DYING OH DEAR LORD.
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ZeroEevee Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Glad you liked it ;3
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012   General Artist
Haha oh no!
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Extasyyzing Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD I love you for writing this. You need to make more xD
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012   General Artist
Haha totally!
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I'msorrybutIcan'tbreathe.ToofuckingfunnyxDDDD
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ZeroEevee Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Glad you liked it! Ahah xD
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c:
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012   General Artist
Why thank you dear<3
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Welcome :D
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012   General Artist
>:3
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>;D
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Michiruza Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
brb dying
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012   General Artist
Haha of laughter i hope
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Michiruza Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes! ahahaha!
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ZeroEevee Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012
We can write fanfic so well. *le highfive* Credit mesh, cos it wasn't just yooh! <3
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012   General Artist
OKAAY
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ZeroEevee Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012
Aww ye'! <3
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SexyCianideX Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012
I don't understand...
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012   General Artist
You will never understand true love then, Cause this is 100% true.
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SexyCianideX Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012
My friend Shelly wrote that o.o But...She just didn't understand what was happening, she understood they are in love e.e
...In my opinion.....good fan fic! cx
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012   General Artist
Lol, The dickulator 3000
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I giggled a little.
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THECOOKIEMONSTER1000 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012   General Artist
A little?
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