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Padfoot and ClawsChapter 1 – New BeginningPadfoot and Claws by ~THECOOKIEMONSTER1000
Sat there, it felt like forever the waiting for them to place this old tattered hat on my head… What was going to happen to me? Were they going to test me? Then the hat was placed on my head, it covered my eyes I was in complete darkness. Now I was scared, more than that I was petrified, until I heard a sort of comforting voice in my ear
'Hmm now where shall I put you? Let me see, lots of intellect you would do well in Ravenclaw however you have a lot of bravery in you and it seems as though you would do extremely well in Gryffindor… hmmm well this is difficult.' It seemed the sorting hat was talki
Time for Andley...3LIV: Andy looked at Jakey-rakey in a manner that could only be lustful. That fucking rake always turned him on, but now he was with Ashley, he had to watch from a distance.Time for Andley...3 by ~THECOOKIEMONSTER1000
"Hey babe" Said his love-monkey, Ash.
"How you doin'?"
RHI: Then all of a sudden a fat ginger teenager hopped by one a pogo stick and the world was shacking Andy and Ashley hugged each other so tightly Andys dogey eye fell out again and rolled in the the fat ginger girls mop of frizzy curls.
LIV: They both cried into eachothers chests as they entered the nit cave
It stank of dead fleas and porridge, left by bears
RHI: As they entered the nit cave they found a fat m
Adopted By The Biersack's Part FiveIF YOU ARE CONFUSED, PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION. THANK YOU.Adopted By The Biersack's Part Five by ~WRITERandPOET
I could hardly sleep that night. I woke up the next morning, remembering what day it was, and jumped out of bed screaming my head off. I had spent the last two days packing up my things. The only thing left to pack was the pajamas I was wearing.
I grabbed my clothes off of the dresser. I slipped on my black BVB shirt and dark purple jeans. I also put on my little bows with lips on them, gloves that went to my elbows with chains on them, a necklace with a coffin and skeleton in it, and a pin with a heart and skull on it. I packed up my pajamas and got out my black eyeliner and blo
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it's been a while i know! I was busy with nothing... but i am in the middle of writing some brand new fanfics! Not all BVB Some Harry Potter and such, so yeah they'll be posted in a few days i think? I'm planning on re-righting 'thoughts of escape and bloodshot eyes' because i never really planned my story so that'll be up next week? And i have two ideas for Potter fics, just wait and see
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