|WE WILL NEVER HERP CAUSE HERP IS FOR THE DERP!|
Padfoot and ClawsChapter 1 New BeginningPadfoot and Claws by ~THECOOKIEMONSTER1000
Sat there, it felt like forever the waiting for them to place this old tattered hat on my head What was going to happen to me? Were they going to test me? Then the hat was placed on my head, it covered my eyes I was in complete darkness. Now I was scared, more than that I was petrified, until I heard a sort of comforting voice in my ear
'Hmm now where shall I put you? Let me see, lots of intellect you would do well in Ravenclaw however you have a lot of bravery in you and it seems as though you would do extremely well in Gryffindor hmmm well this is difficult.' It seemed the sorting hat was talking to me?
I was a pure blooded witch and my whole family have been in Gryffindor so I thought I would keep on the tradition 'I want to be in Gryffindor'
'Really well if that's what you wish, GRYFFINDOR' The hat screamed the last bit so everyone could hear the Gryffindor table cheered one boy in particular looked extremely happy, he had medium len
Time for Andley...3LIV: Andy looked at Jakey-rakey in a manner that could only be lustful. That fucking rake always turned him on, but now he was with Ashley, he had to watch from a distance.Time for Andley...3 by ~THECOOKIEMONSTER1000
"Hey babe" Said his love-monkey, Ash.
"How you doin'?"
RHI: Then all of a sudden a fat ginger teenager hopped by one a pogo stick and the world was shacking Andy and Ashley hugged each other so tightly Andys dogey eye fell out again and rolled in the the fat ginger girls mop of frizzy curls.
LIV: They both cried into eachothers chests as they entered the nit cave
It stank of dead fleas and porridge, left by bears
RHI: As they entered the nit cave they found a fat man eating his breakfast of ostrich eggs fried in the blood of a man with bird nipples, leftover Chinese food and a fangirl. 'HI DANNY' said and shaking his hips like shikira
LIV: Danny burped up the fangirl and threw her at Ashley, screaming "SPIDERMAN SPEEDOS!
Adopted By The Biersack's Part FiveIF YOU ARE CONFUSED, PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION. THANK YOU.Adopted By The Biersack's Part Five by ~WRITERandPOET
I could hardly sleep that night. I woke up the next morning, remembering what day it was, and jumped out of bed screaming my head off. I had spent the last two days packing up my things. The only thing left to pack was the pajamas I was wearing.
I grabbed my clothes off of the dresser. I slipped on my black BVB shirt and dark purple jeans. I also put on my little bows with lips on them, gloves that went to my elbows with chains on them, a necklace with a coffin and skeleton in it, and a pin with a heart and skull on it. I packed up my pajamas and got out my black eyeliner and blood red lipstick. The little whores were already hustling and bustling around in the hallways. One of them rammed against my door, but I ignored them. Nothing was going to kill my good mood.
Once my makeup was done, I put it in my purse and slipped on my shoes. I looked around, completely satisfied with myself. I was finally getting a